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Alisa Snores Again is the nineteenth Alisa's Adventures in Rockoland episode.

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  • [At Rocko Base, we see Alisa Bosconovitch, who is asleep, Ling Xiaoyu, who is not sleeping, Sakura Kasugano, also not sleeping, and Evil-Man sitting on the sofa in the living room]
  • Evil-Man: Hello, folks! Welcome to Rockoland! Now, if Alissa snores one more time, [angrily] EVERYONE will know what's gonna happen!!!!!
  • Alisa: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] GIGA CURSES!!! Xiaoyu! WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THIS?!?!?!
  • Xiaoyu: Yeah, what's going on her- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: You must help us, Sakura! No sleeping or else!
  • Sakura: Or else wha- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] GIANT CURSES!!!!!
  • [Spader comes into the living room]
  • Spader: The Spader has arrived!!!
  • [Everyone wakes up]
  • Alisa: Sorry! What's going on?
  • [Rock Buddy comes in]
  • Rock Buddy: I'm looking for Nina Williams. In fact, I looked EVERYWHERE in the commander-in-chief's office...
  • [Nina Williams comes in]
  • Nina: Are you looking for me, Rock Buddy?
  • Rock Buddy: Nina, where were you?! I was looking in my entire office for you!
  • [General Salt comes in]
  • General Salt: LOGBOOK UPDATE! The section that shows all of the sleeping habit owners now includes Nina and Anna Williams!
  • Evil-Man: GENERAL!!!!!
  • Nina: [yawns] Oh! I'm kind of sleepy! Should I stay awak- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • General Salt: I told you so...
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] WAKE UP!
  • Nina: [wakes up] Hey, what's going on?!
  • [Phone ringing]
  • Spader: HOLD ON! I hear the Rocko Phone!
  • [Spader runs over to the Rocko Phone and answers it]
  • Spader: This is Spader. What exactly do you need from the Rocko Squad?
  • Anna: Is my sister at Rocko Base with you guys?
  • Spader: Correct. Why are you calling?
  • Anna: I just wanted to know what my sister was doing.
  • Spader: Do you want to come over and visit?
  • Anna: Sure!
  • [Spader hangs up, then Anna appears right next to Evil-Man]
  • General Salt: Anna, there's an update in the logbook. Want to see it?
  • Anna: OK!
  • [Anna and General Salt walk up to the logbook]
  • General Salt: This is the update. Two new girls have been added, and one of those two girls is your sister.
  • Anna: Who's the other girl?
  • General Salt: Look below your sister's name!
  • [Anna does just that to see that her own name is in the logbook]
  • Anna: It's me!
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] SOMEBODY BRING JUN KAZAMA HERE NOW!
  • [Jun Kazama enters the living room]
  • Jun: Hello.
  • [Jin Kazama arrives]
  • Jin: Get to your point. I can't believe my eyes!
  • Alisa: What do you mean?
  • Evil-Man: Jun is Jin's mother!
  • Jin: My... mother? [Jin starts to sob]
  • Evil-Man: Jun, your son's crying.
  • Jun: Oh, NO! Jin, why are you crying?!
  • Jin: I'm crying because...
  • [Jin runs up to Jun and hugs her.]
  • Jin: I LOVE YOU!!! [cries]
  • [Jun gives Jin a hug]
  • Jun: I may not always be around but I always love you!
  • Jin: Hold on! Something must be done!
  • [Jin walks up to the logbook and adds his mother's name to it's sleeping habit owners section]
  • Evil-Man: Jun has a sleeping habit, too?! [angrily] YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, JIN!
  • Jun: Only sometime- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • [Jin covers Jun with a blanket]
  • Jin: Sweet dreams, mother.
  • Evil-Man: Sweet dreams?! [angrily] SWEET DREAMS?!?! ALISA, DO SOMETHING!
  • Alisa: What can I d- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] XIAOYU! Alisa fell asleep again!! DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Xiaoyu: Oh, NO! EVERYONE is sleepin- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] NINA! ANNA! The girls have fallen asleep AGAIN!
  • Jin: And Evil-Man here won't let my mother get her beauty sleep!!!!!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • [Shrek comes in to the living room]
  • Shrek: What's up?
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Shrek: [angrily] QUIT YOUR SNORING AND WAKE UP!
  • Alisa: [wakes up] Shrek! So nice of you to show up!
  • Jin: Did you have a nice nap, mom?
  • Jun: [wakes up] Yes, I did!
  • Shrek: Do you know why naps are so important?
  • Alisa: Why?
  • Shrek: It's the same reason for everything, Alisa - I'm a TERRIFYING OGRE! And a piece of paper, too.
  • Alisa: THAT'S why naps are important?!?!?!
  • Evil-Man: That's the only reason he EVER gives, Alisa. Xiaoyu probably knows the real reason. Right, Xiaoyu?
  • Xiaoyu: I'm not sure, but it's fun!
  • Rock Buddy: What will you do next?
  • Alisa: I'm not sure... Shrek, what do you say?
  • Shrek: My brain is empty...
  • Alisa: What do you say, Rock Buddy?
  • Rock Buddy: Ask Sakura! Don't ask me!
  • Sakura: I don't know, either...
  • Rock Buddy: I got it! Do you want to go to Rocko Park or take a nap?
  • Evil-Man: You know what will happen if you choose to take a nap!
  • Alisa: Let's go to Rocko Park!
  • Evil-Man: GALACTIC!
  • [Transition to Rocko Park]
  • Rock Buddy: To that sandbox over there!
  • [Everyone walks up to the sandbox]
  • Xiaoyu: I'll go in!
  • [Rock Buddy grabs Xiaoyu]
  • Rock Buddy: HALT! This sandbox is occupied!
  • Alisa: By who?!
  • Evil-Man: You! You in the sandbox! Who are you and what's going on?!
  • [cut to Julia Chang stuck the sandbox, up to her waist]
  • Julia: HELP ME! I'm SINKING!!!
  • Evil-Man: Hold on! How deep are you?
  • Julia: It's up to my waist!
  • Rock Buddy: Wait, what's gonna happen in two seconds from now?
  • Julia: I'll sink deeper!
  • Rock Buddy: I'll save you! Don't worry!
  • [Rock Buddy rescues Julia]
  • Julia: Thanks, Rock Buddy.
  • Rock Buddy: I think we should return to Rocko Base...
  • [Transition to Rocko Base with Crash Gordon waiting]
  • Crash Gordon: [angrily] JAYCEE! What are you doing outside of my TRAP?!
  • Julia: Not YOU again!
  • Alisa: Go, rocket fist! [fires a rocket at Crash Gordon from her fists]
  • Crash Gordon: ROCKET FIST?!
  • Jin: Crash Gordon, what are you after?
  • Crash Gordon: You all know what I want! I won't lose to the likes of you! [laughs evilly]
  • [Xiaoyu kicks Crash Gordon]
  • Crash Gordon: STOP!
  • Evil-Man: You can run but you cannot hide!
  • Rock Buddy: That's right!
  • Evil-Man: The stage has been set! [fires a huge rocket out of his cannon, blasting Crash Gordon.out of Rocko Base]
  • Crash Gordon: YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!!!
  • Alisa: Good work, Evil-Man!
  • Spader: You tell him, Alisa!
  • Evil-Man: Thank you! Now get into bed. I have a show to finish...
  • Jin: Mom, just to be nice, you can visit Rockoland whenever you want!
  • Jun: Thanks! Goodnight!
  • Jin: Goodnight, mom.
  • [Jin kisses Jun, then he exits Rocko Base]
  • All Female Characters: Goodnight! [falls asleep]
  • Evil-Man: And they don't call us the Rocko Squad for nothing!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: We must go now. Bye!
  • [snoring]
  • [Evil-Man waves goodbye to the viewers. The end credits start here]

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