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Sleeping Xianghua! is the eighth Xianghua in Rockoland episode.

TranscriptEdit

  • [Rock Buddy is in the Rocko Base bedroom with Chai Xianghua]
  • Rock Buddy: Hi. I'm Rock Buddy. [walks up to Xianghua] Are you having any problems?
  • Xianghua: Well, I can't seem to stay awake! Can you help me?
  • Rock Buddy: Me? Help you stay awake? Well, maybe Leixia can help!
  • Leixia: What can I help you with?
  • Rock Buddy: Your sister, Xianghua, is having a hard time staying awake.
  • Leixia: I'm not the best at keeping people awake...
  • Rock Buddy: Just do your best.
  • Leixia: [walks up to Xianghua] I'm gonna tell on you if you fall asleep!
  • Xianghua: Please, don't do tha- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] DON'T DO WHAT?!?! [bashes into the bedroom]
  • Leixia: Now I have to tell on he- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: You can't tell on ANYONE if you're sleeping! [angrily] ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!
  • Xianghua and Leixia: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] NATSU!!!!!
  • Natsu: You called?!?!
  • Evil-Man: This is SEVERE! These girls fell asleep! [angrily] WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!?!
  • Natsu: I don't know. Do you have any thoughts?
  • Evil-Man: No! [angrily] CAN'T YOU JUST WAKE THEM UP?!
  • Natsu: But how?!
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] YELL "WAKE UP"!!!!!
  • Natsu: [angrily] WAKE UP!!!
  • Leixia: [wakes up]
  • Xianghua: [wakes up] I can't believe I fell asleep...
  • Evil-Man: I think my friend, Alisa, is talking to Amy, who is having a little sinking problem. Follow me!
  • [Everyone follows Evil-Man to Alisa Bosconovitch and Amy Sorel, who is stuck in the Rocko Base floor, up to her waist]
  • Alisa: Amy is sinking!
  • Evil-Man: I bet you were having a blast, Amy!
  • Amy: Well, I was...until I started sinking.
  • Rock Buddy: True. What are you doing now, besides sinking?
  • Amy: Isn't that enough?! How can I do anything else?!
  • Evil-Man: Do you need anything?
  • Amy: Yes! I need help! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
  • Rock Buddy: OK! But first, we need to check something. How high can you see?
  • Amy: I cannot see below my waist...
  • Evil-Man: The suction is strong... Try pushing yourself out.
  • Amy: [tries to push her way out, sinks to chest] I can't do it!
  • Evil-Man: Aw, [angrily] CURSES! [normal voice] Did you sink deeper or did nothing happen?!
  • Amy: Oh, NO! I sank to my chest! Please help me out!!!
  • Evil-Man: Rope Cannon ACTIVATED! [fires rope out of cannon]
  • Amy: [grabs hold of rope]
  • Rock Buddy: This is a strong suction. Good luck, Evil-Man!
  • Amy: [starts pulling] Pull harder!
  • Evil-Man: I'm trying, but the suction is too strong!
  • Amy: [crying] PLEASE! TRY HARDER!
  • Evil-Man: I could, but you're stuck!
  • Amy: [sinks to neck]
  • Alisa: We can't rescue her!
  • Evil-Man: Amy, any last words?
  • Amy: Goodbye for no- [submerges]
  • Crash Gordon: [appears out of nowhere] Did Amy enjoy my quicksand trap?!
  • Alisa: I should've known you were behind all this...
  • Xianghua: [throws bomb at Crash Gordon]
  • Crash Gordon: FINE! Take your friend back! [revives Amy] I will return... [leaves]
  • Alisa: I'm so happy to see you again!
  • Amy: I can't believe I'm safe now!
  • Evil-Man: I hear Talim, but I'm not sure whether she's sleeping or not...
  • Alisa: [points out to Talim] I think that's Talim over there...
  • Talim: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] GIGA CURSES!!!
  • Talim: [snoring]
  • Scizor: [flies downward] LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SCIZOR!!!
  • Alisa: Are you going to hurt Talim?!
  • Rock Buddy: He might not have to hurt her, 'cause Scizor shouted really loudly!
  • Talim: [wakes up] I'm glad I woke up!
  • Scizor: I can't BELIEVE my entrance line woke someone up...
  • Evil-Man: Have you guys seen Amy, Leixia, and Xianghua anywhere? I can't seem to find them anywhere...
  • Amy, Leixia, and Xianghua: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: I think I'll need my Sleepy Conversation Device for this...
  • Alisa: [angrily] WHAT IS A SLEEPY CONVERSATION DEVICE?!
  • Evil-Man: Watch and learn... [turns on sleepy vocal device]
  • Leixia: I can't wait to... [snoring] go to school... [snoring]
  • Xianghua: I'm in... [snoring] math class... [snoring]
  • Amy: I'm in... [snoring] gym class... [snoring]
  • Rock Buddy: Does that look like a school to you?! This looks like a normal Base to me!
  • Alisa: They're dreaming... Anything is possible when you're dreaming.
  • Crash Gordon: I will kill you again, Amy! [laughs evilly] Are you ready for your second death?
  • Amy: I'll get you first, Crash Gordon... [snoring]
  • Crash Gordon: [forced out of Amy's dream] AMY! You threw me out of your dream! You will PAY for this! [runs away]
  • Amy: Now that's what I call a nightmare!
  • Evil-Man: How about a nice, deep sink? This time, no one will be getting scared. Alisa, you can watch. Who will be the one sinking?
  • Talim: I will...if someone rescues me!
  • Evil-Man: We'll let you sink all the way to your chest. Whenever you're ready to get out, tell us.
  • Talim: It's a deal!
  • Evil-Man: [opens up sand pit] The sand is ready, Talim!
  • Talim: [jumps into the sand pit, starts sinking]
  • Evil-Man: Enjoy your sink. [exits bedroom]
  • Talim: [sinks to knees]
  • Scizor: How does it feel so far, Talim?
  • Tailm: Well, I'm up to my knees now...
  • Rock Buddy: Are you having fun?
  • Talim: [sinks to waist] Well, I'm up to my waist now, and I'm a little scared.
  • Rock Buddy: But Evil-Man said "no getting scared!"
  • Talim: I'm trying...
  • Scizor: Try harder!
  • Talim: [sinks to chest] Well, it's up to my chest now! Can't someone pull me out?!?!
  • Evil-Man: [returns to bedroom] What part of "no getting scared" didn't you understand?!?!
  • Talim: I'm trying! You guys never get stuck! You'd be scared, too!
  • Evil-Man: I'll save you... [grabs Talim and pulls her out]
  • Talim: Thank you!
  • Evil-Man: I think Natsu is talking to somebody, either in a normal way or in her sleep. What do you think is going on, Alisa?
  • Alisa: I think she's talking in her sleep.
  • [cut to a sleeping Natsu]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] CURSES!
  • Natsu: I'm... [snoring] trying to... [snoring] drive this car... [snoring]
  • Rock Buddy: Even ninjas like Natsu need a nap at some point!
  • Alisa: True.
  • Evil-Man: How would you react to that, Alisa?
  • Alisa: Well, I would take a nap, too... [yawns]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
  • Alisa: Because sleeping... [yawns] ...is fun...
  • Evil-Man: No sleeping! Your sleepy meter is at a 1!
  • Alisa: For now... [yawns]
  • Evil-Man: There's no change yet!
  • Alisa: Now it's at a 3.
  • Evil-Mna: Not for long! [pushes a button] It's back at a 1 now!
  • Alisa: Thanks!
  • Rock Buddy: [looking at a button]What does this button do? [pushes button]
  • Alisa: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Rock Buddy: I must've pushed the wrong button... [walks up to Amy] Amy, what did that button just do?
  • Amy: That's the Sleep Button.
  • Evil-Man: [looks at another button] I bet this is the Wakey-Wakey Button! [smashes button]
  • All Female Characters: [wakes up]
  • Evil-Man: Leixia, push that button, over there.
  • Leixia: [looks at yet another button] What button?! What does it do?!?!
  • Rock Buddy: See for yourself!
  • Leixia: [pushes button]
  • Rock Buddy: I don't see any changes...
  • Leixia: I guess it doesn't do anything...
  • Rock Buddy: Then what's that noise?
  • Leixia: I don't hear anything...
  • Rock Buddy: [angrily] OPEN YOUR EARS! [normal voice] I hear something!
  • Leixia: I still don't hear anything...
  • Rock Buddy: Let me help you! [pushes sleepy button]
  • All Female Characters: [falls asleep]
  • Rock Buddy: Did that help? I guess not...
  • Evil-Man: I had a great day, but now it's time to go!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: Goodbye for now!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • [Evil-Man waves goodbye to the viewers.]

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