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The Visitor is the seventh Alisa's Adventures in Rockoland episode.

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  • [At Rocko Base, we see Alisa Bosconovitch, who is not asleep, and Evil-Man sitting on the sofa in the living room]
  • Evil-Man: Hello, folks! Welcome to Rockoland! I hope nothing terrible happens...
  • Alisa: Me, too... What could happen here?
  • Evil-Man: First of all, the visitor is Chun-Li. She always imagines that she's in quicksand, even though it doesn't look like it. Second of all, you guys will still fall asleep frequently, right?
  • Alisa: Right... [yawns]
  • Evil-Man: DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE GENIE!
  • Alisa: When exactly do we meet him?
  • Evil-Man: He acts just like Jambi from Pee-wee's Playhouse. He will only appear if you, Xiaoyu, or Sakura says "I wish..." later during the show.
  • Alisa: Sounds fun... [yawns]
  • Evil-Man: Oh, no...
  • [Shrek enters the living room]
  • Shrek: Alisa, I know you're sleepy, but [angrily] I'm a TERRIFYING OGRE! [normal voice] And a piece of paper, too.
  • Alisa: I know, but I'm sooo sleepy...
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SLEEPY METER SAYS, YOU CANNOT FALL ASLEEP!
  • Alisa: But it's at a 9! I can't hold on much longer!
  • Evil-Man: WHAT?! Please, Sakura, COME HERE QUICK! We must reset her sleepy level to a 1!
  • [Sakura Kasugano walks into the living room]
  • Sakura: I don't know how to reset the meter!
  • Evil-Man: Maybe Xiaoyu knows how...
  • [Ling Xiaoyu enters the living room]
  • Xiaoyu: I have no idea, but it doesn't matter anyway.
  • Alisa: [falls asleep]
  • Evil-Man: Yes, it-
  • Alisa: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] GIANT CURSES!
  • Xiaoyu: I'm kinda sleepy, too... [falls asleep]
  • Evil-Man: You're kinda WHAT?! STOP THIS CHAOS!
  • Xiaoyu: [snoring]
  • [Rock Buddy enters the living room]
  • Rock Buddy: What are we gonna do now?!
  • Sakura: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] STOP YOUR SNORING AND WAKE UP THIS INSTANT!
  • [The girls all wake up]
  • Evil-Man: Whew... It worked! Will you EVER stop sleeping?!
  • Alisa: I wish I could stay awake longer!
  • [Giratina magically appears]
  • Giratina: Wish? Did somebody say "Wish"?
  • Alisa: I did! Can you help me stay awake longer?
  • Giratina: I'll do my best, but it may not work properly.
  • Alisa: It can't hurt, can it?
  • Giratina: Well, it's worth a try. Ready? Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho...
  • [Giratina grants Alisa's wish]
  • Alisa: [yawns]
  • Giratina: Darn...
  • Xiaoyu: Oh, well. Maybe next time!
  • Giratina: There are other fighters from Tekken that need wishes, too. See you guys later!
  • Everyone: Bye!
  • [Giratina flies out of Rocko Base]
  • Alisa: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] GIANT CURSES!
  • [Crash Gordon enters Rocko Base]
  • Crash Gordon: What are you guys doing against the presence of the Crash?!
  • Alisa: [wakes up] NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
  • Crash Gordon: Yep, it is I, the Crash! You will not-
  • [Evil-Man blasts Crash Gordon out of Rocko Base]
  • Crash Gordon: THE CRASH WILL NEVER GIVE IN!!!
  • Alisa: Great work, Evil-Man!!!
  • Evil-Man: Thanks! Now, where's Chun-Li at? She must be here somewhere...
  • [Chun-Li walks into the living room]
  • Chun-Li: Here I am!
  • Evil-Man: You have a cool imagination, don't you?
  • Chun-Li: I guess you can say that...
  • Evil-Man: OK, what does your imagination do?
  • Chun-Li: I always think I'm sinking in quicksand...
  • [Chun-Li sinks to her waist in the floor of the living room]
  • Chun-Li: Like now! I'm up to my waist at this moment!
  • Rock Buddy: That is one unusual imagination.
  • Chun-Li: Just be careful! You don't want to fall in, too!
  • Evil-Man: My calculations say that the quicksand-like substances Chun-Li sinks into will only work on Chun-Li. Everyone else is unaffected.
  • [Chun-Li sinks to her neck in the quicksand-like floor]
  • Chun-Li: Well, I feel like I'm up to my neck now!
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] WE MUST SAVE HER!
  • Sakura: But how?
  • Xiaoyu: Just give her a pull, will ya?
  • Evil-Man: WHY?! Her arms are nowhere to be seen!
  • Xiaoyu: [angrily] PULL HER NECK!
  • Evil-Man: OK! OK!
  • [Evil-Man pulls Chun-Li out of the quicksand-like floor]
  • Chun-Li: Thanks!
  • Evil-Man: Your imagination is freaky... Show us something else you can do.
  • [Chun-Li: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] NO! NO! NO! NO! WAKE UP!
  • Chun-Li: [wakes up] Sorry...
  • Evil-Man: Can you imagine something else? Just stand over there by our television.
  • [Chun-Li imagines that the Pokémon are real, but in reality, she ends up sinking into the floor of the living room to her knees]
  • Evil-Man: I don't see any Pokémon here but I do see you sinking again...
  • Chun-Li: Well, I am sinking again...
  • Evil-Man: Sheesh! Can't you pull yourself out without your hands?! It's already up to your knees, anyway!
  • [Chun-Li attempts to escape]
  • Chun-Li: I'm trying...
  • Rock Buddy: Come on...
  • Shrek: It usually fails because you get super stuck.
  • [Chun-Li fails to escape and sinks to her waist instead]
  • Chun-Li: I can't do it!
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] CURSES! What just happened? Why didn't you escape?!
  • Chun-Li: I don't have enough strength...
  • Evil-Man: Hey, where are your legs? Are they invisible or did they sink?
  • [Chun-Li sinks to her chest in the floor]
  • Chun-Li: They sunk...
  • Evil-Man: They sunk? In that case, how deep are you now?!
  • Chun-Li: I'm up to my chest...
  • Rock Buddy: Perhaps if I-
  • [Scizor flies down]
  • Scizor: Look out! Here comes the Scizor! Something doesn't look right...
  • Chun-Li: No! I'm sinking!!! HELP!!!!!
  • Scizor: Calm down!
  • Chun-Li: I wish I could...
  • Scizor: Let me pull you out.
  • [Scizor rescues Chun-Li from being chest deep in the living room floor]
  • Chun-Li: Thanks, Scizor!
  • Scizor: No problem! Alisa, can you close your eyes, please? After you do, tell me in your words what you will do.
  • [Alisa closes her eyes]
  • Alisa: OK. They're closed. But I'm thinking about sleep...
  • Evil-Man: Not again...
  • Alisa: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Scizor: Xiaoyu, close your eyes and tell me what you will do in your words.
  • [Xiaoyu closes her eyes]
  • Xiaoyu: I'm gonna-- [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] STOP NOW!
  • Scizor: Hold on! Sakura, close your eyes and tell me something.
  • [Sakura closes her eyes]
  • Sakura: I'm imagining a bed...
  • Evil-Man: Not good...
  • Sakura: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] NOT AGAIN! LILI! COME HERE!
  • [Lili Rochefort arrives]
  • LiliWhat's up?
  • Evil-Man: Sakura, Xiaoyu, and Alisa are ALL sleeping! You're not sleepy, are you?
  • Lili: Yes.
  • Evil-Man: That's good for you, but it's [angrily] GIANT CURSES for me!
  • Lili: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Rock Buddy: These girls don't quit...
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angry] STOP THIS CHAOS NOW!
  • [The girls wake up]
  • Alisa: Why are you shouting?!
  • Evil-Man: The same reason every time, Alisa - [angrily] YOU KEEP FALLING ASLEEP ON ME!
  • [The doorbell rings]
  • Alisa: I wonder who it is...
  • Shrek: I'll get it!
  • [Shrek opens the door to let Dawn into Rocko Base]
  • Evil-Man: Hey, it's that girl from the Sinnoh region!
  • Dawn: Hello, everyone!
  • Rock Buddy: You have trained a lot lately, perhaps you should-
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] YOU BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING TODAY!
  • Dawn: Now, why would I sleep?
  • Rock Buddy: You don't feel sleepy but you look sleepy, right?
  • Dawn: [yawns] Wait, how do I look sleepy? [yawns]
  • Rock Buddy: Everything is the same except for your eyes.
  • Dawn: [yawns] Are my eyes heavy?
  • Rock Buddy: Actually, it's your eyelids.
  • Dawn: [yawns, falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: FREAKS! Chun-Li, use your imagination to get Dawn awake NOW!
  • Chun-Li: How should I do that?
  • Rock Buddy: Just use your imagination, even though you may get stuck again...
  • Chun-Li: OK, I'll try...
  • Evil-Man: Come on...
  • [Chun-Li gets stuck in the carpet and is up to her waist]
  • Chun-Li: I think I'm sinking in this carpet...
  • Evil-Man: Is this your quicksand imagination [angrily] AGAIN?!
  • Chun-Li: It's the only thing I can imagine...
  • Rock Buddy: Try pushing yourself out. It may not work if you are deeper than your waist.
  • [Chun-Li starts pushing as hard as she can]
  • Rock Buddy: You can do this!
  • [Chun-Li escapes the carpet that she was stuck in]
  • Evil-Man: YES!
  • Chun-Li: Dawn is still sleeping, though...
  • Evil-Man: But where's Alisa and Xiaoyu?
  • Rock Buddy: Yeah, where is Alisa and Xiaoyu?
  • [Everyone looks over to see Alisa and Xiaoyu sleeping on the sofa]
  • Alisa and Xiaoyu: [snoring]
  • Chun-Li: Everyone is sleeping.
  • Evil-Man: [angry] GIANT CURSES! Why won't they EVER learn their lesson?!
  • Chun-Li: I'm kinda sleepy, too!
  • Evil-Man: You're kinda [angry] WHAT?! You can't be!
  • [Chun-Li sits down and closes her eyes]
  • Chun-Li: [falls asleep, snoring]
  • Evil-Man: [angry] YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
  • [Crash Gordon re-enters Rocko Base]
  • Crash Gordon: You will not survive the Crash!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Crash Gordon: The girls are hopeless! Fear my wrath, girls!
  • Evil-Man: [angrily] WAAAKE UP!!!!!
  • [Everyone wakes up]
  • Xiaoyu: [angrily] You better leave now, CRASH GORDON!
  • Crash Gordon: NEVER! You must beat me down first!
  • Alisa: Then you asked for it!
  • [Everyone attacks Crash Gordon]
  • Crash Gordon: Ouch! [angrily] STOP!
  • Alisa: [angrily] NEVER!
  • Dawn: We will not stop until you leave!
  • Crash Gordon: Fine! I give up! You won't be lucky next time...
  • [Crash Gordon leaves Rocko Base]
  • Alisa: YES! We did it!
  • Evil-Man: They don't call us the Rocko Squad for nothing! You can go back to sleep. I have a show to finish...
  • [The girls all close their eyes and fall asleep]
  • Rock Buddy: They look cute while they're sleeping.
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • Shrek: Another job, well done!
  • Alisa: Good... [snoring] bye... [snoring]
  • Evil-Man: I'm glad you came to Rocko Base, too. I hope you had fun, see you again soon. Bye for now!
  • All Female Characters: [snoring]
  • [Evil-Man and Shrek wave goodbye to the viewers]

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